“The challenge:  write a poem consisting entirely of things you’d like to say, but never would… ”  Now that’s pretty tough, because I’m committed to honesty, which includes saying what I want to say.  Maybe I’ll make some things up, and you can guess who I’m saying them to:

Who said that?

Stupid.

I can take uniformed, ignorant, or incapable.

Bandwagon-jumper.

Get off.  Find your own transportation.

Highfaluting.

Dismount that high-horse of yours.

Nose-looker-downer.

Watch out for rain, you just might drown.

I love you just the way you are?

Almost.

Good Lord!  I just scared myself.  I do believe “someone got inside my skin today.” (borrowed sentiment from Shel Silverstein.)